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So I have these weird dreams and people said I should write them down.

So I have these weird dreams and people said I should write them down.

Feb 17, 2010

Well This one was weird. For some reason my best friend jordie and I were at some affiliate conference and flew down to Georgia in a private jet. After we arrived at the airport we got picked up in a maybach but the inside was huge like a party bus. I asked people who were already inside what they did and they said they were here for the conference which was weird cause I just came from one. We then arrived at this 5 star hotel and I got out and picked up my luggage which was a Louis Vuttion duffel bag which I threw on like a backpack. We went inside the hotel and it ended up being a river boat filled with offices. I was looking for elite clicks media and Ryan Machara. So the boat had a video system and they put me on all the monitors saying I was looking for ryan and for him to please come down to the lobby to which he did. He then walked me to their offices and told me they were going to hire me as intern and that we were goign to have a meeting with some other am’s and some other potential interns. He told me when they ask me what a virus was in one of the questions choose “taking a mouse apart” as the answer. I was like wtf ok. So there were a bunch of tests and eventually the meeting was over and we go to leave and my buddy jordie is in full motorcycle gear and said ok I’ll see you when you get home and I’m like dude we flew here you don’t have your bike how are you going to ride your bike back to pa from ga. At this point I woke up. Weird fucking dream I know, welcome to my world.

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One comment

  1. He told me when they ask me what a virus was in one of the questions choose “taking a mouse apart” as the answer.

    I lol’d so hard at this.

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